To preface, this is my 5th electric shaver in my quest to find a good nut and stick shaver. It’s going to be a long review for those interested.TLDR: It sucks if you have thick hair. My coconuts were nicked, hurt, and left whimpering in the shower. I didn’t even risk the cucumber.I am a man of the Asian persuasion. Meaning, I am almost hairless everywhere, except my no no square. Unmanaged, it makes the Amazon jungle look like freshly mowed grass. I’m not exactly a footlong sub, but I’m not exactly a six inch flatbread either. I got some big ol’ meatball marinaras to work with too.My missus prefers trimmed, but not smooth shaved surfaces. If too smooth, my body’s defense mechanisms decides to grow thorns within a day or two, which is painful for my beautiful wife’s perfect skin to deal with. The hair must be just long enough to stay soft, but not too long to become humid and nasty. How demure.My hair is what L’Oreal commercials are inspired by. Black, coarse, shiny unbreakable hair Jada Smith wishes her bald ass head would have. I have a personal hatred for her - cheating on your mans with your son’s friend is nasty work. God gave her that chrome dome as punishment. Anyways, it’s the kind of hair you can pull knots out with brute force. The roots will always give up before my hair does. I would trust my hair over a rope in an emergency. My hair holds me together stronger than babies hold together marriages.This razor sucks at dealing with it. Awful, worst of the bunch. I tried initially using the guard attachment, but after 25 thousand passes, I gave up and took it off. Then came the horrors. So much pain. I enjoy pulling hair, but not having mine pulled. I am still sore from the razor burns. I am very good at doing this after many years, but that was rough. I got to find out the battery life was a bit more than the 30 minutes it said it was, because it took so painfully long to shave, it died first. Absolutely worthless for me. I gave up and pulled out my trusty Henson razor instead, and shaved them babies bald. I should sue for emotional damage from the weinering I’m going to miss out on during the next few days.For those who are gonna @ me and blame me for improper technique, I am a man who used to shave my jewels with a straight razor. If you don’t know how much trust in your abilities you need to do that, don’t talk to me. This razor is mid af.